Dog Owners Guide

Ah, the humble dog. Furry bearer of unconditional love, affection, companionship
and a rocket-powered babe magnet to boot. You can almost see your new dog right
now . . . running in the sun, chasing Frisbees, doing adorable tricks, puking on the
rug at 3 a.m., chewing up your entire porno collection, shedding on everything in
sight . . . Still want a dog? Then step right up, you've come to the right place.